Boehner to Vote No on Everything

REP. JOHN BOEHNER (R-OH) will vote against the stimulus bill because it contains provisions for $200 million for contraceptives. That is stimulation he and his fellow republicants do not support. (Our sources indicate that Boehner plans to vote no on every bill put to a vote during this congress.)

On this morning's "Meet the Press"
REP. BOEHNER: President Bush wanted to close down Gitmo, too. So did Senator John McCain.

REP. BOEHNER: We don't know where the prisoners are going to go, and, and--nor how they're going to be tried. You know, if, if the liberals* in America believe that Gitmo ought to go, then maybe we ought to just open Alcatraz and move those prisoners there.

MR. GREGORY: Now it's a national park and not really suitable for prisoners, however.

*liberals want to shut Gitmo down, Bush and McCain wanted to shut it down, ergo Bush and McCain are liberals.

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